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Thirteen odd New years resolutions, I wont make…promise!
- Lose weight - be a size 0. HAHAHAHA
- Learn Calligraphy
- Write more reggae music
- Switch back to transfats - Enjoy your heart unhealthy eating habits.
- Let Emily be babysat by the TV. After all I deserve more time off from being a parent.
- Start Smoking, Drinking and maybe doing heroin. I’ve only got one life to live, why not screw it up.
- Watch more daytime TV and ignore Emily and Morgan. Sounds like a plan stan.
- Stop wearing deodorant. Or showering for that matter.
- Eat fast food for every meal. Saves time!
- Learn to Yodel! Or maybe belly dance.
- Start answering questions with monosyllabic answers. No need to waste your breath conversing with people.
- Join Second Life Online. No need to talk to real people when you can talk to your computer and pretend your life is awesome!
- Max out my credit card buying shoes online.
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