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Thirteen tidbits of knowledge you need when you have a toddler
- Everything is edible. Whether it should be or not. Especially rocks.
- Poop comes in all shapes and colours. It is easily exchanged for crib painting.
- Just because your toddler couldn’t reach something last week does not guarantee an items safety on a shelf.
- Cheese and crackers in an acceptable lunch. but only sometimes.
- The meal that is the favorite today will be the hated meal tomorrow, but the favorite for the month after that.
- Crying is caused by 25% pain, 25% parents facial expression and 50% Drama Queen.
- Clothes look best on the floor and nothing can keep them from ending up there with a streaking toddler running by.
- Toddlers will only say the opposite grandparents name in front of the one who really wants their name said. Fact!
- The words “Oh Crap” will most definitely be repeated at Church along with any other fun things Mommy and Daddy shouldn’t have said.
- All Auntie’s and Uncle’s feel it is their right to teach said toddler embarrassing things to say.
- Bath water taste’s good…why??
- Smile’s and the word’s “I yuv you Mommy” melt mommy’s heart even after a tantrum.
- Slobbery kisses are worth more than all the money in the world.
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“Toddlers will only say the opposite grandparents name in front of the one who really wants their name said. Fact!”
soooo true.