This week and poop…honestly. Gross.

I’m shopping at Save-on yes(TURD)ay when I start to notice this awful smell. It seems to be following me around. I’ve noticed that before if you cross aisles with someone on the same aisle pace as you through the store, but today was different. This awful smell was coming from my child. She had waited all day until we were away from home without a diaper bag to do her business. We hurried to get the essentials and got in line at the check out.

Thats when I noticed it. The chunky. AHHHH. We were having a full on blowout in the grocery store. What do I do, what do I do??? So I pulled her shirt down over the doody until we got to the truck. It would have been easier if the check out girl had noticed my antsy frustration and gone a little faster. She was so slow. “Do you want to redeem points today”?AHHH. I look over to the film counter and wonder about the Film girl’s expression. Oh no! She noticed the doody. Ahhh.Thank You Taryn for laughing at me!! It had to be someone I knew didn’t it. grr.

After almost forgetting to pay because I was in such a hurry, I made it to the car. I pop the trunk and the hallelujah chorus plays. My hiking baby backpack is in the trunk with a couple of diapers and wipes in it. I don’t exactly know how I got Em undressed and changed in the parking lot, I think I’ve blacked big portions of it from my memory. All I know is that as we were driving away Emily tried her new words and sentences out. “Nasty poopy bum, bum gross, nasty nasty nasty!”

There is now a boycott in place. As long as Morgan is at home I will not be changing 1 diaper for the next 3 days. NOT 1! I think I could have held out for more, but 3 days seems good for now.

SIDE NOTE: I didn’t write this to gross anyone out, I just needed to capture the moment so when Emily is being all mouthy and age 9 and not into cleaning her room she can have a seat at the WordPress archive and gain a little perspective.